Football’s Weirdest Kits Ever
1. Judion Beans Kit – Club Deportivo La Granja (2018–19)
Spain’s modest Club Deportivo La Granja created a home jersey featuring baked beans—locally called judion beans. Its uncanny resemblance to the real breakfast staple turned heads and sparked internet fame.theguardian.com+15livescore.com+15londonist.com+15
2. Tissue Anatomy Kit – CD Palencia (2016–17)
This lower-league Spanish kit mimicked human tissue layers—blood vessels and all. Fans called it morbid and unsettling, even drawing comparisons to science class rather than the pitch.bolavip.com
3. Necaxa’s Towel-Crest Illusion (2000)
Mexico’s Club Necaxa released a third kit that disguised their crest under an odd overlay, making it appear as if players were perpetually draped in a towel.Pinterest+15bolavip.com+15giftofkit.com+15
4. “Spider-Man” Kit – Atlético Madrid (2003–04)
In a bizarre crossover, Atlético Madrid launched an official kit tied to the release of “Spider-Man”—complete with movie branding, making it look more superhero comic than football uniform.bolavip.com
5. Neon Disco Goalkeeper Design
Some teams pushed novelty to the extreme. One standout goalkeeper shirt exploded with neon patterns and bright colors so loud it resembled a rave outfit gone rogue.Toffs
6. Vintage Rainbow Misfires & Neon MLS Era
MLS’s late-90s kits featured bold neon graphics and wild color clashes—think electric green, rainbow splashes, and designs straight out of a ‘90s sci-fi flick. While nostalgic, they were controversial when judged on style.YouTube+3theguardian.com+3The Sun+3
7. Eco-Chic Leopard Print – Forest Green Rovers (2025–26)
Forest Green Rovers introduced a fully vegan and recyclable kit that paired sustainability with a vibrant yellow and pink leopard pattern. Fans found it garish, sparking a fierce love-it-or-hate-it reaction.The Sun
8. Tintin Tribute – Belgium (Euro 2024)
For Euro 2024, Belgium rolled out a light blue away jersey inspired by Tintin—complete with a white collar and brown shorts, made to look like the beloved cartoon’s iconic outfit.AP News
Quick Summary: Eye-Watering Kit Designs
| Club/Kit | Why It’s Oddball |
|---|---|
| CD La Granja | Jersey inspired by baked beans |
| CD Palencia | Graphic of internal human anatomy |
| Necaxa (2000) | Crest hidden like a towel wrap |
| Atlético Madrid (2003) | Superhero-themed (Spider-Man) |
| Mystery Neon GK Kit | Loud, rave-style designs |
| 90s MLS Kits | Neon overload & chaotic patterns |
| Forest Green Rovers | Eco-friendly but leopard print Madness |
| Belgium (Euro 2024) | Tintin cartoon tribute, playful yet jarring |
Why These Kits Matter
These kits show how football fashion can sometimes veer into absurdity—whether for attention, marketing, or artistic expression. And though they’re odd, they’re cherished as bold, playful moments in football history.
Interested in more bizarre kits—maybe sleeveless cuts, retro experiments, or fan-designed disasters? Just let me know!
